Ghoyye tagged me to do this. There’s a set of rules. Upon looking at all these rules, I know exactly what I want to do -to not follow any of it! (Sorry Ghoyye, me, rules - tak masuk la!)

Ok so here goes:

1. I love my living room langsir (curtain) so much I look at it everyday adoringly. I even wrote a poem about my langsir. Beep, beep - crazy lady alert.

2. The only food I can cook decently is porridge. I campak everything in, I wait until everything melt and soften into a mush. Then I eat.

3. I am madly, ‘head-over-heels’ ly, crazy-in-love with my husband Big Z. I know people say ‘oh, sebab you baru kawin lagi, tak de anak, bla bla’, and I don’t understand why they said that. Can’t people just be happy that other people are so in love with their spouse? (eh, melencong plak). While I am so in love with him, I also everyday without fail bicker with him on every single thing. There’s also a lot of things I found annoying about him (which wife doesn’t?), but I still love him to bits anyway.

4. I love the subject marketing. Everything that has got to do with marketing. In fact, I love to think of myself as quite the marketeer. eheh.

5. I am ‘marginally overweight’ now, as decided by the software that calculated my body mass index. All my siblings, including the hubby teased me about it. I am determined to lose the word overweight, how marginal it may be.

6. I am not easily embarrased. For instance, (refer above statement). I see no point in trying to cover up every single of my weaknesses. It’s tiring. I found it easier to let it all out in the open and deal with it one by one. Senang cerita.

7. I am inspired by Lini’s gardening story and decided that we (read:Big Z) should also plant organic vegetables. He plonked a lettuce root into a bottle of water and call it ‘hydroponic’. Bile la boleh makan tu :P.

8. (agagag..susahnye nak pikir sampai 8!..ape lagi ni…). I need to do my stretches and yoga everyday. If not, I will feel very stiff to a point I feel like a wooden puppet - crack, crack, cracking.

9. (to not follow the rules I must do MORE!). I bought a water sprayer from Carrefour and use it to squirt water at Periwinkle and Mika when they misbehave. According to the ‘how to take care of your cat’ books, that is the most humane way to discipline your cat. It’s true. Very effective too.

10. Among the Desperate Wives, I think am most similar to Lynette. Minus the troop of kids. Big Z thinks I am a cross between Susan and Lynette.  

Cukup Ghoyye? Sungguh self-indulgent terasa malam ini. (as if I wrote about world hunger and environmental crisis in my other entries..*roll eyes banyak2 kali*)